S: I had a baby when I got married. She is two months old.
A: Oh, you got married?
S: Yes.
A: Congratulations. Where did you get married?
S: Ummm, Peru.
A: What is your husband's name?
S: Ummm, Steve.
A: Is Steve from Peru?
S: No, he's from Philadelphia.
1 comment:
She'd better be divorced in about twenty years.
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